how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
IM SO FUCKING DONE
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Hufflepuff : I will… err.. Potato?
reminder that interracial relationships can exist without white people
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
I was at the DisneyWorld Resort once, and one of the workers said they always find gators in their pool omfg I’m from California and I wanted to cry
LOL “what the fuck, whos alligator is this?”
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
let’s all agree to never be creative again