drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

♥ 46261 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dollygale (source)

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

image

♥ 10869 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dollygale (source)

scottmccarll:

the most annoying thing is when you FINALLY get into the groove of writing, and you’re actually being productive, but then you’re forced to do something else and you come back to it and end up writing about 3 more words

♥ 498 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via emilianadarling (source)

lyeekha:

of-angels-and-idjits:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

ibisvilen:

literarysins:

jinx0cookie:

silliestlovesongs:

I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket

Photobucket

I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.

I should make this now.

I had two ideas for what I would get married in.

1. Pirate Attire

2. A cross between a dress and a tux

you have created both

Marry me in this and I will love you forever 

Ah, memories

♥ 153736 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via boisdouis (source)

fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

♥ 385189 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via acornsyrup
teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

♥ 193916 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dxggies (source)
teenkouhi:


THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

♥ 187945 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dxggies (source)
highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE

highkeygay:

HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE

♥ 10918 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dxggies (source)
♥ 7238 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dxggies (source)

spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

♥ 102534 — 5 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014 — via dxggies (source)
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